So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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