Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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