so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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