whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
