He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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