Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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