even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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