they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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