I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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