We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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