fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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