it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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