Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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