we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
hell yes lets make some ravioli
...so i touched it.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
This baby is an asshole
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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