Have you finally orgasmed yet?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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