my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
She announced her abortion via fbk
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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