I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
