sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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