just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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