when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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