I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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