Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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