Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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