dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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