"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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