she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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