I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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