I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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