No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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