I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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