My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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