We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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