If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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