Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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