I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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