Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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