I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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