you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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