none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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