I wanna bring you to show and tell
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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