he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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