He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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