are you still at the devil's house?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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