wrigley field is MILF paradise
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I need a hoe opinion
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