What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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