I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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