i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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