It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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