She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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