there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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